the Nordic Perl Workshop’s (volcanic) woes…
The Nordic Perl Workshop which was supposed to go ahead this weekend is now dying a slow and painful death as Eyjafjallajökull continues to spew it’s farts all over our skies, and the erratic yoyo-ish opening and closing of Keflavík airport puts more gray hairs on my head every day.
We (FSFÍ) somehow got ourselves involved with having the workshop, and since I happen to use Perl a lot (although I’m no guru) I stepped up to try and organize. Although the timing of the whole thing coincided rather badly for me due to personal and professional reasons, the rest of the FSFÍ board was even more busy with matters of digital freedom and law making in Iceland. Things started off peachy: we Icelanders have it easy when it comes to organizing conferences, everybody wants to come here (for the nature, not the people), so organizing an international event in Iceland is about as easy as e-mailing a couple of heavy hitters “Hey what up, wanna come to Iceland and talk about some shiiz?”, and whipping up a registration page.
For fans of Wayne’s World 2, you’ll love Iceland.. and my organizing “skills”. Just about the only thing powerful enough to upset plans of my caliber, would be the spontaneous glacially enhanced glass-shard synthesizing volcanic eruption, just the type which doesn’t really kill anyone, except if you are flying a jet-engined plane and very unlucky. I’ll leave it to others to discuss the legitimacy of the “great 2010 air-delay”, but for all it’s wonderful jokes
(who can forget classics such as “Iceland! We said CASH, not ASH!!”, the nationalistic: “Sorry Europe, we were aiming for London and Amsterdam!!”, or my favorite: the sublime “The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have it’s ashes scattered over Europe”)
…I am no longer laughing.
To the brave souls who are coming here anyway, risking to fly through one of our countryside airports, willing to take the 8-12 hour bus-rides to get to Reykjavík, I salute you and will surely enjoy your fabulous company. To the rest who either postponed or cancelled, I understand and hope to see you later this year if we manage to salvage this (natural) disaster of a situation!
